Sunday, 12 May 2013

Newell News-round up, week 7

Week 7 of the Newell News weekly wipe, dominated by the retirement of Alex Ferguson after 26 years in charge of... No there is no sport, the Queen sat on her throne and enshrined the fascist agenda of the political parties, why would I talk sport?

Politics

The Queen entered parliament this week (with her billion pound hat) and bludgeoned the poorest and most vulnerable amongst us with a 10 inch rubber fish, telling us how "her" government, not yours, "her" government would fist us for the next two years and beyond in the lead up to the next general election. The battle ground has been drawn for the next election to be fought on the grounds of race, colour and welfare.
This has been backed up every opportunity by a Tory trying to get their nose on the screen, or in a paper, as the media supports the agenda by framing our reference peddling the referendum on the EU and repeatedly informing us that every man and his dog thinks it is a good idea to leave the EU with the main agenda being to withdraw from the European Court of Human Rights, possibly.
The Queens speech can be found here and particular attention should be paid to things such as the Water Bill, paving the way for the private corporations that own them to trade water amongst themselves during periods of water stress and set the precedent for full commodity rights over it.


Yewtree

As in operation Yewtree. It is a new entry as a topic on the weekly wipe but it was felt that it was necessary due to what seems like a daily occurrence of celebrities being outed as potential child molesters. This week it was Jimmy Tarbuck. Who next?
What was more disgusting this week were the comments from a barrister who, suggested that the age of consent was LOWERED to 13, so that we could "stop the persecution of old men." What is that about? That is like saying we should change the dictionary definition of the word 'No' so as we might not persecute men who rape women.


Economics

The economy still looks like a Kevin Bacon flatline. Do not hold your breath for a recovery any time soon and George Osborne got his Plan A dealt to him on a plate by the IMF this week, banking terrorists that they are too.


Human Rights

An artist who tried to enter the UK was refused because they could not give finger prints. The fact the artist paints with their mouth and feet because he has no arms was lost on the customs team.

Abu Qatada has said he would be willing to return to Jordan if a new treaty is ratified with the UK government. Theresa May is still intent on removing within the 'rule of law' and continues work to deport him. In the mean time she is still banging on about our human rights.

Health/Welfare/NHS

The NHS continues to take a kicking as the media are now hitting the A&E departments claiming people are misusing them. Having been to a doctor once or twice in my life I am sure many of you will agree that when you see a GP today they google your symptom and generally do not seem to know what they are thinking about. When compounded by the fact that they are pedalling drugs for big pharma is it any wonder people head to a hospital?

A mother and grandmother has been found dead, apparently committing suicide unable to cope with the fines imposed on her by the UK government during the welfare reform bills they have pushed through. IS that blood on your hands Cameron? Is that blood on your hands Osborne? We are truly led by the least amongst us.

Technology

Late night surfing led me to stumble across Remee, a specially designed sleeping mask that enables lucid dreaming to take place during the REM phase of sleep. The Daily Mail sexed it up with the usual Hollywood guff, comparing it to the great Leonardo DiCaprio movie Inception.

A children's charity in Spain have designed an advertising board that focuses specifically on kids. The board works by showing people of different heights different messages around child abuse. Whether this is a wise step in creating things that advertise specifically to children remains to be seen.

It comes under technology but could easily come under a variety of headings but China are upsetting the apple cart again with the solar panel industry with the BBC of all people daring to use the phrase "trade war" in its report, as China continues to subsidise its solar panel manufacturers at a disadvantage to those in Europe. Never mind.

If it was not bad enough that the police were beating us to death in custody, if it was not bad enough they are shooting us on the under ground, if it was not bad enough they are Tasering us to death on the street, then someone thought it was a good idea to give them a chemical gun. When the first person is killed by over zealous actors using these weapons of mass destruction, let it be known it was objected to here first.

The largest proprietor of arms sales in the world, America, has ordered the company who designed the first 3D printed gun to remove the schematics from the Internet. With over 100,000 downloads so far it may be that they are concerned it will eat in their profits.

Science 
The creation story took a caning this week as DNA coding pointed to the father of all men being 340,000 years old.

Several energy advisors jumped ship from Downing Street this week and left darling David to it with his ministers who favour shale gas and despise wind farming. They claimed that treasury were holding the purse strings tightly favouring the oil barons vision on the future, which is now very bleak indeed.

World

Malcolm Shabazz, grandson of Malcolm X, was killed this week in an apparent robbery. Malcolm X once famously said "democracy is hypocrisy." He was right and now we have lost another advocate in a time when they are sorely missing.

Kofi Annan has said that Africa is being plundered by secret mining deals. Really? No shit. Africa has been raped by the French, the British and the Americans for centuries and now more recently China is getting in on the act too, trading infrastructure for gold and other minerals. Why the deep concern now? It may be the oil on the east coast that has something to do with it.

A whistle blower on Russia Today lifted the lid on the actions taken by MI6 and the CIA in Afghanistan, amongst other places, being used to prop up drug lords and other unsavoury types.

Lunatic state Israel has been reigning down fire on Syria this week with an escalated bombing campaign. I wonder if Iran launched an attack on a neighbouring state if the world would accept it as passively?


There is no sport, there is some entertainment, David Bowie has had his new video removed from YouTube apparently after some dodgy religious references. You have got to be shitting me. Madonna danced with a black Jesus in 1980 something and some Jewish bloke made a video about the Prophet Muhammed and neither of these were banned or taken off line. Christianity is by no means free from criticism and should remember the proverb about people living in glass houses and throwing stones.

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