"BREAKING NEWS"

'Keep Calm and Carry On'

The past few months have seen me trawl through all manner of newspapers and today I have a selection of the best (and worst) that have come to my attention.  Stop me if you see any patterns....

Your car does not define you

People dying over oil is comparative to a football scandal apparently.

Same day as the Despot headline, Imogen 'changes' team

The immigrants blamed for a lack of jobs again. Divide and conquer anyone?

Bin Laden's death prompts the old "what does a terrorist look like" debate.

What does a terrorist look like... a favourite around airports around the globe I suspect.  Twenty years ago a terrorist may have been deemed to look white and Irish.  Today the media tells you they are brown with beards.  If you ask me I would say they wear £1000 suits and call themselves Mr President and Prime Minister.  What do you say?

Everyday for a week we head about the alleged  rape by Sarkozi's opposition courtesy of Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp, sealed with a handshake? 

Sorry Costa but Starbucks is bigger than coffee...

Art from the March revolution to be shown in Rothchild's galleries

Vanity sizing gets aired out for all to see

War criminal Tony Blair continues to make his millions on the back of his jackanory.

Reading seriously damages your health...must be why the only book store in town has shut...

They might be sex trafficked but it is OK if you "don't ask no questions"

A caring giving nation, just give us some of your resources.

Slut walks are a no for the children but it is OK for their mothers to walk around in knickers for cancer?

China stoke up trade wars by hording precious metals.  Where will we get the parts for our iPhone and bombs....

Just in case you did not get the message the first time, foreigners are taking your money...

The Oceans have been raped for generations, only now are some people beginning to care.